IC - INBOX/VOICEMAIL/TEXT/THREATENING LETTER

[il_mostro]

Please leave all IC correspondence for Dr Hannibal Lecter here.

Comments

voice; un: father anderson; backdated to the 11th

[saintguillotine]

Dr. Lecter.

[There's a moment of silence.]

It turns out those trackers we've been finding aren't just being used for tracking. I'm feeling- much more myself, now that it's gone.

All the same, I'd like to apologise.

Re: voice; un: father anderson; backdated to the 11th

[il_mostro]

Considering that you bayoneted my friend, cut off his head and then threatened to kill me if I brought it back to him ... an apology will be acceptable.

I do think, though, that you owe Alucard a public apology.

[saintguillotine]

Well, thank you for accepting my apology in the most shame-inducing way possible.

I doubt Alucard wants a public apology.

[He hasn't even given him a private one yet. He'll get around to it, once he's less mortified by everything that happened.]

[il_mostro]

I am still angry at you, so I suppose that accepting the apology is pre-mature. Let us say that for now, I appreciate the position you were in, and I thank you for coming clean with me about why.

I shall accept your full apology in the days to come.

Perhaps not, but he does deserve some sort of apology.

[saintguillotine]

My full apology in the days to come? Which means what, exactly?

Of course. I'm just- giving him time to process.

[il_mostro]

When I calm down, I will be able to see this as it is meant to be seen. The tracking beacon malfunctioning, making your subconscious desires become conscious.

[saintguillotine]

There weren't any 'subconscious desires'. It was all a product of the tracker.

[il_mostro]

I see ... so you are not obsessed with Alucard being your nemesis?

[saintguillotine]

I don't need to obsess over it. We're already each others nemesis.

[He'll obsess over it anyway, though. And deny that's what he's doing.]

[il_mostro]

Alexander, has anyone ever told you that you are a horrible liar? As it stands, I am going to message you over my office information.

[saintguillotine]

Your office information- are you proposing therapy? I'm not lying. I consider our enmity important to maintain, but I'm not obsessed with him- it.

[il_mostro]

I am absolutely proposing therapy. I believe you could benefit from a confessional of your own, Father.

[saintguillotine]

I strongly disagree. Dedicate your time to Alucard; he's the one who needs therapy.

[il_mostro]

Oh, he will never have therapy with me. I am too ethical.

[saintguillotine]

He needs to speak to a professional, Doctor Lecter, and you're the only one available. Whatever ethics you have relating to having patients whom you've a relationship with are just going to have to be dropped.

[il_mostro]

You ... do realize that is ... a fairly interesting prospect coming from a priest?

[saintguillotine]

Even we make concessions where necessary.

[il_mostro]

This seems something of a large concession for both of us.

[saintguillotine]

We're rather lacking in options, or I wouldn't suggest it at all. Give it some consideration.

[il_mostro]

You are right in this. I shall consider this problem, and come up with a solution.

[saintguillotine]

Thank you. Best of luck to you, Doctor Lecter.